My Drug of Choice
Like many Americans, I love Starbucks. Through much counseling I can now admit that. Did you know coffee was discovered on the horn of Africa more than a thousand years ago? Originally, coffee beans were eaten, not drank. Little tribes in east Africa used to mix ground coffee with animal fat and roll then into balls. Tribal warriors would eat the coffee balls (hehe) during battle to give then energy. No kidding, eh? After several different uses by other cultures such as Ethiopians, the Arabics finally got it right in the 11th century. Yeah! Did you know a standard issue Frappacino is a little over 500 calories. Holy crap. Not that I am a huge fitness buff, but that is still a lot to burn. It is just hard to resist the creamy, rich, blended taste that goes down so smooth and cools your body from the inside. Slurpees are only about 330 calories, and are extremely tasty, but Fraps seen to have them beat. For me to burn 500 calories, I need to run 5.2 miles, play basketball for 40 minutes, chop wood for 45 minutes, or have sex (at a moderate pace) for 5 and a half hours. Sweet. That just motivates me to drink a Frap every day. Just need to find another Frap drinker to burn calories with. Anyway….don’t let coffee intimidate you, it can be a good thing. Is it a requirement to drink coffee to work at Starbucks? I think I know a former employee; I’ll have to ask her. Well, until next time, careful when you drink coffee and drive, and stay near a bathroom.
