Divine Intervention Weight Loss

Do you ever wish there was divine intervention weight loss. What if we were to put a cross of some sort on an area of our body that we believe to be undesirable. Then we pray for weight loss or smoothness. And whalla! Well it doesn’t work. This evening while in the shower, I was in one of my many dorky moods and shaved a cross on my stomach in the little man hair that I have. And let me tell you, my belly is still there. Oh well, there is always the gym and P.T.

P.S. Don’t try this at home, I am a professional.